Here’s the truth: you are going to waste a lot of hours focusing on who you are not, or who you want to secretly be. But you won’t ever wake up and actually be that person. You’ve got to embrace what you bring to the table. If you don’t like what that is, have the courage to change it.
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off
Listen closely: the only time it’s too late to change yourself is when you’re dead. Until then, you’re simply making excuses or lying to yourself.
Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Beauty was your armor. Fragile stuff, all show. But what’s inside you? That’s steel. It’s brave and unbreakable. And it doesn’t need fixing.
Leigh Bardugo, Ruin and Rising (via aryasnow)
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
occupation: struggling tumblr comedian
White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke
i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm