One of Jensen’s favorite things as a father is feeding his baby daughter her last bottle before bed and having her look up at him and slowly start to fall asleep.
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was
So let me assert that I am a feminist. I believe in equality of both sexes. But some of you make us all look so so bad.
Why the hell are you sending angry messages about a picture of BOOBS?
Why are you angry about a part of the human anatomy
Spend your time advocating for equal pay for both gender instead of lashing out on the internet about pictures of boobs
I don’t have a fear of commitment. I have a fear of abandonment. We all screw things up. I screw things up, especially with people I love. I get needy, I get moody, I get distant, I want to be close, I get confused. I don’t understand all of it, but I keep pushing because I hope this thing, this universe, there’s no way that I’m the only person out there who wants something this bad, if I want it, someone else out there must too.
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
i hate how I can’t even reblog a picture of a butt without 12 year olds messaging me in angry capital letters saying that I got them into trouble because their mum saw the picture
how are you going to go on the internet and expect to not see any nudity
welcome to the real world jackass
babe was extra cheesy today
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick