*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
occupation: struggling tumblr comedian
White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke
i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week
- Me flirting: "So who's your favourite serial killer?"
"The Struggles of Addiction." - November 6th, 2013.